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Looking for the perfect way to recognize someone’s top-tier tush? Look no further! Our #1 Butt Trophy greeting card is here to bring a cheeky smile to your special someone’s face. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just because, this card is guaranteed to be a hit! Blank Inside: giving you all the space you…
Spread a little tough-love holiday cheer with this hilariously blunt Christmas card. Santa’s not here to sugarcoat anything—he’s just letting everyone know that, well… they Ain’t Gettin’ Sh*t! Whether you’re sending it to that friend who never stops causing trouble, a family member who always asks for way too much, or someone who just needs…
Happy birthday to my all thyme favorite. You re the real dill. With plants, puns, and adorable illustrations, this birthday card has it all! Inside Message: You re the real dill. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches.
This ain t this armadillo s first rodeo. It s actually a big rodeo fan. When this armadillo was growing up, it would go to the rodeo every month with its grandpa armadillo, and now every time it goes to the rodeo now it remembers its grandpa. Rest in peace grandpa armadillo. Card: 4.25 x…
inside: get it! Happy birthday. 5.5 x 4.25 card with coordinating envelope
Birthday Party Pigeon Card Send birthday cheer with a dash of quirky fun with the Birthday Party Pigeon Card! This delightful card features a dapper pigeon all dressed up and ready to party, making anyone s special day even more memorable. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues, this card brings a smile with its playful…
If there is ever a day where you re gonna get away with it, it s today. But fair warning, when my birthday comes around I may retaliate. Blank inside, includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches
Introducing the holiday card that says what we’re all thinking: “You Need to Calm the F*ck Down.” Featuring an incredibly excited girl holding her equally unimpressed dog, this card is the festive slap of reality we could all use this season. Printed on sturdy 100lb paper that’s ready to hold up under even the most…
Congrats Grad… I guess being a smartass finally paid off!!! 4.25 x 5.5 made in the usa blank inside Made in the USA
Let s just all pretend it was trendsetting and not just a love of bacon and beer. Not that they re mutually exclusive or anything. A fun card for Father s Day! Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Made in the USA
For those who have officially reached that age. A nice heavyweight card with a coordinating envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Includes an envelope.
If you don t believe in Valentine s Day, then just imagine I m giving you this super nice card I wrote you on some random day in February, ok? You can not believe in the holiday, just appreciate make sure to appreciate my card! Letterpressed card. Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5…
Nothing says holiday spirit like a Bigfoot with big dreams! This quirky ornament features everyone s favorite elusive creature, reminding you to never stop believin’—especially in the weird stuff. Whether you re hanging it on your tree or giving it as a gift, this ornament is the perfect mix of festive and freaky. It…
Santa needs emotional support too… especially during the holidays! Inside – Happy Holidays! size: 4.25 x 5.5 , with kraft envelope
Give yourself a big ol pat on the back. Now do it again, but on the other side. There you go. You re doing a fucking great job, ok? Don t go forgetting it! Blank inside. Includes an envelope 4.25 x 5.5 inches
In celebration of your birthday, my fantasies of committing acts of violence against you will be slightly less vivid today. You re welcome. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Made in the USA
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